I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
I sharted during my first quiz and I couldn't leave, I went ahead and took the rest of the day off.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I really wish you were half the slut you're sister was in college
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
some drunk bitch driving a golf cart ran over the live band... its bad.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
Just walked by the barren window naked in a family neighborhood. Who needs dignity.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
She came out of the bathroom listening to her iPod and crying. Then she started scream 'she will be loved'. She seems to be handling the break up well lol
people keep driving by and judging me for drinking natty outside in my underwear at 9 am. rude.
Okay, let's just all take a step back and think about how funny this will seem in like a year... Maybe 2 if his nose is actually broken.
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