apparently the secret to your success is patron
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
so let's talk penis.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I took my vicodin with tequila. I can FEEL gravity...
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
She told me she needed to clarify that we are not fuck buddies, we are best friends that have sex once in a while
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I think I'm in love. He's everything I ever wanted for myself, just with a lot more drugs.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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