she's got that wholesome 16 and pregnant look.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
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Bro, there is a rent-a-cop selling syringes out of the trunk of his car. This is why I hate the DMV.
Thanks for walking over, a conversation about David Bowie's dick as a muppet is exactly what my day was missing.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
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she had a dildo shaped like a dolphin. she will forever be known as Flipper
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
There is absolutely a 0% chance my hips will make it out of this twerking business fully functional
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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