Sometimes, in the course of human events, people get lit on fire.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
It doesn't matter if he doesn't speak English because I speak the international language of blowies.
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You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
i mean, some people chug beer and some people chug hard liquor. some people have good ideas and some people have bad ideas. it's all about perspective.
Judging by the amount of alcohol multiplied by the amount of her exes here, tonight will be ending in tears.
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
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Thanks for gettin' me home, killa. Have no IDEA how I woke up pants-less on the bathroom floor at 4a.m. You're like a big, angry guardian angel.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
I took the beard trimmer to my balls this morning.\nMuch blood. Much blood from my scrotum.
I’m sorry I got high and yelled about the patriarchy.
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