She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
She looked at my facebook and decided to bump the security deposit up an extra 250...now we have to destroy the house, its expected and I wouldn't want to disappoint
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
Maybe you should start carrying pepper spray. You are like the Justin Bieber of lesbians.
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
Is there one of me peeing? If so do I look bangable in it
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
These random guys found me. They told me not to wander in the woods and i remember saying 'am i fucking Bambi?! I'm not gonna walk into woods!' then i threw up.
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