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just told my prof that "i dont give a fuck" about the final. nothing like a having a signed employment contract already
in the morning i found her name, number and address on one of the empty pizza boxes. also said "ps. if you find my shoes please mail to me."
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
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i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
FYI angry masturbation is not as cool angry sex
We had to coat check the pizza.
it's like if youve been living with the grinch for 15 yrs and then santa shows up with a big gift begging to fuck the christmas spirit back into you. no one can say no to santa.
I found a half composed text to you this morning and all it said was HELP M. Is that how I ended up at the bottom of the stairwell in only a tee-shirt and one heel?
considering I never received the text I would go with 'yes'.
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he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
When you put my balls in your mouth i just want to buy you expensive gifts...you know what i mean?
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Bro, I live in a constant state of existential dread and moderate ennui. The prospect of cosmic horror doesn’t faze me that much.
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