i jhust puked up my retainher.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Have you resumed life with the rest of the world yet or are you still huddled in the fetal position while wearing compression gear?
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
I just want to make out with him forever
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
ive decided that just saying "yes" when people assume I am something other than Caucasian will highly benefit my love life. last night I was native.
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