We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
It hit me after I slept with his best friends and brother, that maybe I took it a bit far
I'm going on a nature/throwup walk. Don't lock me out of the apartment.
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
Just cause I'm shitfaced wasted every night waking up in random beds all over Manhattan does not mean I'm a mess.
Truth. Respect the hustle.
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
Haha. Maybe he's one of those feminine men who fucks like a god then makes you fantastic crepes afterwards
That sounds promising. I'm twerking to human nature.
I just googled "can they trace a vibrator back to you" so that' s how my life it going.
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
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