Dude I just peed on my pants. not in them though. and yes there is a difference
and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
as evidence of my kitchen this morning my night involved alot of mustard and condoms
i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
Witnessing a crazy lady on the bus screaming about how romney is one of the four horsemen of the apocalypse.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Think of the things uve done in the past. And ask urself "have I done worse?" If u answer yes. Its perfectly ok.
He came into my room last night and started peeing underneath my desk, I told him the bathroom was the next door over.
I haven't listened to news as I've been having lesbian sex all night. Anything new?
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