He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
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The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
I will always remember today as the day I narrowly escaped having to touch a tiny penis
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
Hey man, I found your crocs and your visor in the road. Got em for you.
If I got everything I wanted in the world, I would have been forcing soup down your throat hours ago
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how does someone with a Masters Degree leave poop in an ashtray in the sink? It just blows my mind
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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