Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
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I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
I've already agreed to hook up with 3 people tonight, and its not even 2:00 yet... I think this is what the path to success looks like.
He ended our Skype call with, "I'm going to poop and then go play my ukulele in the park."
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
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You ran into the tattoo shop screaming PIERCE MY TITIES
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
You tried to stop drinking but then she started feeding you tequila with a spoon. You were like an adorable baby bird.
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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