Can i not drive my cunt home
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
I just asked the contractor building my house what it would cost to put a garbage disposal in all the shower drains...there was a lot of judging going on.
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Should I feel bad that my boyfriend pays for my birth control and his friends get to reap the benefits?
so gross sitting on a warm chair at a restaurant..you just know a fat person was sitting there shoveling food into their face for hours.
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
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It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
you gave a quesadilla a blow job with sour cream at Denny's.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Why do we always have to be the people who get blamed for animal intoxication incidents?
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
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