he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
Everyone at work loved my story about sobering up in a river with no bra on.
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I just started talking about my sextoy because I wanted things to be normal again.
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I spent the morning naked in her roommates closet because her parents decided to come over after church..
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
I woke up this morning wearing his boxers as a shirt
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
Hey guys so who is Justin McGoo and why did I text him "fuck yooooouuu juuuustiiin mcgooo" at 12:06am on Thursday night?
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
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