Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
there's nothing like watching the sun rise at the library alone on a friday morning to make you want to kill yourself.
What's the protocol for seeing the two girls you've been sleeping with in the store WHILE buying condoms?
3some
You're right, stupid question.
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
The bridesmaid just threw up on herself. This is going to be the best wedding ever
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
He just told me that when we were doing it I told him I was the captain and he was the boat. Im too embarassed to ask for money for a cab.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
College is a time for personal growth. Meaning it's time to start using those pickup lines on randos at dive bars.
That's probably when I climbed a tree and told everyone I was an ornament
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
See, remember when you wanted to get an Ashley Madison account and I told you not to and you hated me? You. Are. Welcome.
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
Randomize
