I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
But he was wearing a glow-in-the-dark condom. It was like a glowing rod of kryptonite. I can't resist that, kryptonite is my weakness.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I don't have time to shower before my passport photos...your cum is all over my hair...that's with me for 10 years now
You continued to run around saying "free the nipple" while "taste testing" every liquor on the premises.
I just met a stripper in the light of day who I ate a candy bikini off her body. This is how my weekend is going.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
Relax
It's hard to relax when a woman is waxing your asshole.
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
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