I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
i found out what alaskan girls practice during those six months of darkness
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
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Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
Aside from the fact that im drinking wine straight from the bottle to save doing dishes, im also standing in front of the oven to save turning on the heater. its gonna be a rough winter.
Would you wanna look up as you cum and for a split-second see your dad?
I woke up naked under desk at her apt once during my freshman year. I should have known that friendship was of a different breed...
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I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
I just spent 5 minutes saying how beautiful you are and you come back with dont get fat cause you have weird nipples.
PEOPLE ARE STILL EATING FAJITAS IN DROVES. BY THE CASELOAD. THERES A FORKLIFT OF SIZZLING MEATS.
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
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