I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
Fun fact: Antibacterial soap will not take the combined smell of bbq sauce and vagina off your hands.
My dad just told the waiter to keep the pitchers coming until someone passes out.
I feel like everyone would be happy with that as a present too. "Oh you got me pussy for Christmas?! How'd you know?!"
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Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
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I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
Can I get my morals surgically removed?
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
Bruh. You offered the cashier tater tots that you had stuffed in your pocket.
Yeah, and? She might've been hungry.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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