i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
You have to understand, he didn't so much come out of the closet as he backflipped out of it with an accompanying marching band.
Jesus horatio Christ I forgot my mittens and am considering shoving my hands down the pants of the first semi attractive man I see
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
I have never thoroughly inspected the geometry of my nipples until now. How do I fix this?
Anyway, it's clearly a shapeshifting vagina/AT-AT, which I never said I was SEXUALLY attracted to. Just that I liked it.
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
Someone should walk up to them and say, "We're sorry, you're too hot to be out here with the other humans."
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