I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
where's my purse there's an important taco in it
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Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
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Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
I have to confess something, I may or may not have knocked on your window at 2:30 am while balancing on some guys hands. We found tequila.
That female nurse who took a selfie with my man parts well I was out of it just got fired and arrested... You know all she had to do was ask lol
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
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