Fuck appropriateness.
As a pleasant surprise..I woke to find a Burrito and Bottle of Gatorade .....Merry XMAS to ME
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
The fact that I woke up with my panties on the counter and a piece of pizza stuck in my sheets is what scares me.
Soo time for a life change, my 6 yr old sister made my gf a puke bucket for her birthday
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
Naked and Afraid: Hangover edition
Something tells me tonight will end with me wearing my pants on my head again.
I feel like I may be the only person who can say they crutched their walk of shame. past the secret service.
i shit you not. the flight is delayed because they have to change fucking light bulb. all the airport bars are closed and my shit is in checked luggage.
Randomize
