Yay Minnesota! I can't believe there's now a US Senator who has taken more acid than we have
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
after a few more beers I realized that both my wife and I like Latin men.
The lego bong didn't work. Just made us look stupid
I think I will be cutting those pills in half...Jesus just tried to sell me a toothbrush.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Pretty sure my boner drove me home. Like it didn't just do the steering it was the gas and brake too..
Also there's so much vodka on my breath that if I blew on my fingers my nail polish would fall right off
I had sex in the back of a hot foreign guy with a lacoste eye patch's car
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
Somehow I went from sitting in a car upside down to waking up in the grass surounded by paramedics. It was a great night.
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