The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
There appears to be a lake on my nightstand. As usual, I should not be considered a suspect. Together, we will find out who did this.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
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