Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
he screamed my twitter name while we were having sex.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
The bartender cut me off so I peed in the corner. How no one noticed I have no idea.
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
let's be real here, you have a beautiful vagina. this kid is a doctors son. that's a remedy for beautiful rich grandkids. he is just trying water his family tree, and make sure he doesn't end up in some piece of shit adult home. go for it.
I wish someone would just come knock on my door and fuck me already so that me and my stuffed animals aren't the only ones who see my amazing spring break tan. I'm not getting skin cancer so I can just sit here abstinent.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
sweet Jesus, who thought 13 martinis was a good idea? 11 was probably sufficient.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
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