i said send nudes i get bra and panties. thats not what i fucking asked for.
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
i am not listening to taylor swift on a pink ipod. totally not happening.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
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Define 'illegal'. Your idea of it and my idea are in separate universes.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
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Yea dude. I'm gonna be the life of the party. THIS BITCH GETS DRUNK BY HERSELF
He took the Gold in Olympic clit licking last night. Canada should be proud.
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
Well, I currently have zero fuckboys and my vibrator just broke. A fresh start to May.
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
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