if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
my tampon string is in my asshole... do you think i can get it out without anyone noticing?
i'd get off the bar first.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
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Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
I just had a heart to heart with a stripper I'm becoming a dentist.
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You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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