some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Were taking his cast off tonite. Need a saw and a gameplan. Meet us at rosies in 30.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
Stripper pole. Sore legs. More vaca money.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
My body hates me. Pretty sure I drank 3 pitches full of coffee last night and took two adderal. I slept and ran a marathon at the same time. You should see my bed.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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