i miss you so much
i miss you too
oops, did i send that to you? i meant to send it to the money you owe me
Is it a bad sign when i blow my nose && can smell vodka?
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
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Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
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He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
i could have been the DD. this is ridiculous. i'm the most sober and getting the least ass.
I woke up with your vibrator in my face
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
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