Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Just found out for my occult lit class (history of cults) final project is making a spellbook. Hello last term of college.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
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New bet. First person to fuck their girlfriend and narrate the whole thing in Morgan freemans voice wins. You are disqualified if she asks you about. My girlfriend is on her rag. U have the headstart. Your move...
Just saw you drinking out of a flask on national tv. I've never been more proud of you
Bad news: I found out that girl you want has a boyfriend. Good news: she'll probably cheat on him with you. Better news: after seeing the way she treats him, that's the most interaction you're going to want with her anyway. Trust me.
All I vaguely remember from last night is getting up on that nice mahogany table and debating about squirrel's rights
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
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FUCK YOU VODKA I'M TRYING TO ADULT RIGHT NOW
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
literally who communicates this much post-hookup why r u like this
The housekeeper found my huge dildo under the bathroom sink, and another in the living room. I can't get much more single than this.
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
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