It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
sorry about calling you the devil all night.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
I doubt the Taliban would support fake nipples.
Do you know any thirteen year old jewish kids? I'm looking for a party.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
If you want to borrow my flask for all future interviews as a good luck charm because your last one went so well with it in your suit pocket, just let me know
I really just want to stuff him in my purse, take him home, feed him pudding or applesauce and brush his hair. That's not creepy, right?
My legs r really sober for running now
I don't think that's how sobriety works.
He knows whenever I get drunk I'm going to call him and make fun of his major. Its like a reverse booty call.
Idk maybe I'll talk to him once he gets out of jail just to yell at him and get my strawberry ice cream back.
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