Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
You know how I told you I don't have many naked pics? Apparently that changed last night.
I just woke up with streamers wrapped around me. Glitter in my hair. My fish are swimming in empty bottles of Barcardi. Helpppp
She threw up a whole curly fry. A. WHOLE. CURLY. FRY.
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
When you're high, you dance like an injured velociraptor.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
I feel like I could have been bitchier and missed an opportunity.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
my dad walked in on me peeing into the trashcan in our kitchen last night at like 2am. wtf
I. Am. Not. Tattooing. My. Penis.
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