Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
I will fuck a handful of worms if you hold them
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
Princesses don't give blow jobs
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Remember when you picked me up from my walk of shame with a bike, I came out wearing a Ninja Turtle costume and you let me ride the pegs to thoroughly display the embarassment
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
Tell Taylor to rock on. Tell her she is so beautiful that the sun shines down on her face and shows her beauty. Tell her to live on, like Martin Luther King. He'll never die. He's living his dreams.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
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Suddenly I feel like all I did this summer was have sex in our apartment
I threw up this morning to Silent Night playing in background. It was actually quite soothing.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
In her defense, she didn't know I had a twin brother. Plus, we're even: I banged her sister.
OF COURSE I FUCKED HIM! Did you not read the part about him having red and green Christmas condoms?
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