Where are you?
In a non slutty way
How do I get over judging people who I would be exactly like if I had a boyfriend
Get a boyfriend
Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
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i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
WHAT KIND OF DUMPSTER DOESNT HAVE PIZZA IN IT?
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
I had phone sex with a retiree last night. This is not how I envisioned my 20s going...
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Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
Of course, it's a law of friendship. "Thy friend Shalt always hold hatred for thine friend's swinish ex"
You squatted and peed on the living room floor while maintaining eye contact with Sebastian
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
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