The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
he pretended not to hear me say our safety word. how do you think I feel?
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
Top hats and gin. This is why I love day drinking.
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
Eredayimstrugglin ..Can we talk about the fact that I just typed "er" and it autocorrected to that. Fuck my life.
I just traded sex to frolic with a box of husky puppies. Is this rock bottom?
The Olympian is in my bed
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
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