i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
the only way to explain how i feel is someone rolled me down a big fucking hill and then a dog came a took a huge ruthless shit in my mouth at the bottom
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
You know what's fun. When your getting a new mattress and you forget you put your vibrator under your old mattress and the moving guy finds it
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
third nipple confirmed
I just got a job offer for Australia. Unfortunately I have given the name of Whitney
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Does sending her to the conference instead of a competent employee and putting her in a suite make up for banging her husband behind her back?
No, but she’ll have a nice memory when she gets dumped and fired on the same day.
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