I'm gonna have a badass scar
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
She is only going home with him in hopes to give him herpes. She has been plotting some master revenge since 7th grade.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
Chipotle chips and wine for breakfast. Its def game day
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
Just found weed in an empty handle. Who knew Capitan Morgan was also a gardener?
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
On a scale from 1-10 how fucked up would it be to buy weed with my fafsa money?
It's a study aid
It's the Ides of March, motherfucker. That means we're supposed to daydrink, right?
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