she looked like the before picture.
my professor just said "the power of the situation"
drink
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
don't forget friday is see who can get the most free drinks at the gay bar contest. winner gets $50
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Sorry I dragged you across a parking lot
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
Just found out that guy A from the threesome I had is now dating guy B's younger sister
most desperate stoner moment might have been when we filled the bong up with pond water
desperate times, desperate measures
There are two women in my bed. I'm gonna have a bowl of noodles so I can better understand my success.
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He was so aggressive it felt like he was giving my boob a root cannal
just because i'm not a monk anymore doesn't mean I need to tell you about my new sex life.
which is fantastic by the way.
Omg no hes gotta go down on me. Then itll be like my vagina has kissed the stanley cup.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
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