he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
I'm like the Mother Theresa of booty calls.
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Tell him I thought his Superman stand on your bed and cum all over your back was quite funny
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
You know, we cock-blocked like 5 people last night. It's like we're her vagina goalies
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You need to finger her with the Spock hand sign since she loves Star Trek.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
I have filthy fantasies involving his tongue. My vagina almost exploded while he was licking that ice cream cone.
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