We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
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I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
The world would have a new energy source if someone would just take a blacklight to the backseat of that slut's car
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
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its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
The upside of Thirsty Thursdaying with the client last night was that he was so hungover that he didn't want to spend time wrangling over the contract extension this morning.
Boss just said I'm getting a bonus for this. Want to celebrate our anniversary a week early tonight?
This is why I married you.
He brought me breakfast in bed after our one night stand. Beer and Cheerios I may come back to this place
I used his number to look up his customer information at work. He's no longer saved as Magic Penis in my phone.
I just watched a squirrel take down a snake,life isn't so bad after all.
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
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