i just google imaged poop.
Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
Every girl my sister has brought home from college I've had sex with, check and mate motherfucker
Yes. Amanda is the only option and I want cake so I can sacrifice my vagina.
No shame December is a go.
We fucked like animals and then decided we actually liked each other so then we made love. It's a match made in heaven.
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Drunk in my hotel room, eating taco bell, and crying at Nicki Minaj's life story.
This is why I keep you in my life.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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