Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
so when she was in the shower, I took a pic of my dick with her phone and sent it to her brother saying, this just fucked your sister
on toilet. in drag. drinking coffee vodka. I regret nothing.
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
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you started introducing us as kentucky and gentlemen
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
When did angry sex become our thing?
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
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You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
The power of my boobs compel you
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Dude, I just feel great. I love life so much and I love you. Love. Love. So much love.
Cockblock successful. That's for pouring nacho cheese on my flatscreen, asshole.
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