Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
I felt like a dog for all the times during sex that he said "good girl"
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
I feel like I grabbed someones dick last night, & if I didn't I'll be disappointed in myself
They said you bought the guy a shot and was talking about being Greek and then all of the sudden just puked all in their pitcher of beer and got kicked out of the bar.
At first I was a little embarrassed for sharting, but then i realized it was a bachelor party, and I went balls to the wall
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
I don't need no damn man when I have the cock-a-nator 2000.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
you were acting out moves from the wwe, in a dress. then you sceamed "you can't see me" and ran out of the apt.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
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