Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
She was hit by a car at 47 mph and lived. That explains everything.
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
Now that world cup is done, funneling out of a vuvuzela has lost its fun
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
My penis has a 100% approval rating. He has never received a formal complaint. If you'd like to file one, you can go fuck yourself.
I think I won over his best friend. He was staring at my boobs all night.
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
OMG I DIDNT READ THAT TEXT CAREFULLY CAUSE I'M ON THE DEVILS LETTUCE & I THREATENED TO PUNCH A CHILD OMG I'M SO SORRY
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
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