if another girl says "im usually cleaner down there" I'm just going to shoot myself
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I should just tell him this. He doesn't need to be all nice and ask me on dates and to do gay stuff like hangout during the day. I'll still sleep with him regardless.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
You kept trying to get the girl i brought home to hook up with you by enticing her with 12 baconnators you brought home
After sex he cried I didn't know what to do so I patted him on the back and went to the kitchen to make waffles
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Just follow the currents of life. And if they take me on to a guys dick, so be it.
Ew. He is mine. We all know that if he has a mid-life crisis and decides to sleep with a student, I AM THAT STUDENT. She's not friends with him on FB. Reassuring.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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