I'm having horrible flashbacks of being groped by Pauly Shore.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
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I asked the full emergency room who else was there because of homecoming and every single person raised their hand
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Dropping acid was like seeing the whole world as a blank canvas to imagine anything I wanted.
And apparently all you wanted was to watch the sun explode and me take 60,000 dicks to the face.
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
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friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I mean, it's just pathetic when the standard is tinder and he can't live up to it.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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