you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Just found out my mom tried to sue the birth control company when she got pregnant with me...love you too mom.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
We were showing our tits to everyone because it's breast cancer awareness month and we care deeply
I thought we were doing it cause it's Tuesday
He pointed at some girls and said "I'm gonna have sex with them girls over there", and disappeared.
You were being mean. And telling everyone to suck your six inch strap on. People were not pleased
Please be lying.
Im not. Your family was creeped out
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
Yes, you can glue plastic eyes to my dick and take pictures while I'm asleep. If you tell anyone I said you could do that Ima fight you.
I was supposed to go on a date tonight but I cancelled because I found out the Lizzie McGuire movie is on Netflix.
I grabbed the pretzel bag with my toes last night. I think that day of yoga had paid off.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
He wouldn’t know a good thing if it bit him on the ass. Which, btw, I did.
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