Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Just made out with a pet sitter. His biz card says "even hamsters". Lowest point in my life.
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
i need a wealthy benefactor or a cocktail job. or to start stripping. or kill myself. whatever.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
We were in the backseat and he was giggling uncontrolably. It felt like I was giving head to a 10 year old girl.
He told me he was ok to drive home. Then I found him face-planted in the parking lot.
bio was interesting today. swabbed my mouth to see what the cells where, ha. found a sperm cell. he was just that awesome
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
I almost itched my nose with the lit end of a cigarette. Help.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
I picked a bad day to wear the catch me fuck me shoes.
Did someone catch you and fuck you?
My sheer presence has sent the hipsters running in terror. I expect no problems.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
Randomize
