you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
He called his prostate his "boner button".
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
That would warm my breasts.
In this context breast is a metaphor for soul.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
I fell into a manhole last night, so there's that
COKE WAS NOT ON THE ITINERARY FOR TONIGHT.
Well, he didn't buy me a birthday present but he sure did give me chlamydia so there's that.
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