apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
He said if I blew him first he'd last longer....if 3 minutes is lasting longer, I'm not sure the bj was worth it
so the plumber came, he found condoms, feathers and glitter in the pipes.
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Lesson learned. Whipped cream will eat through a condom.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
Randomize
