so... how was it???
he had bart simpson sheets. he had itunes on shuffle and "don't worry be happy" started playing when he took his boxers off. sad to say i was neither worried nor happy
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
this party is like a fast-foward into the future when im 40 and married with children
What I lack in compassion I make up for in lack of compassion
The problem is drunk me is completely unaware how poor I am
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
he puked all over my guest bed and the said he felt good enough to clean it up. he poured bleach all over the bed and passed out in it. he had the chemiacal burn for a month...
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
Her tutu was on the floor and she wouldn't take off her crown. She kept saying you're fucking a princess!
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
First encounter with a mirco peen. I was confused when he said he doesnt go down on girls. Cmon dude, practice on a peach.
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
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