I just saw a stripper wear a tube top around her floppy gut. God bless Michigan.
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
I thought she was mad at me, but then we did a pose off and I realized we're friends for life
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
he stopped mid-fuck to ask me how my day was....
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
So I'm dropping a fat deuce at work, and the lock on the stall door slips and the door slides open, when suddenly someone comes in. Now I have two options, I can either get up quickly and try to shut the door quickly (not easy to do with one hand) or I can just sit there and play it off like it's no big deal and I always dump at work with the door open. I chose option two, and it was as awkward as it sounds.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Never again will I go to my mom's side of the family's parties. After the bride and groom cut the head off the roasted pig together they boarded their RV and rode off into the sunset.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
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