i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
His mom took away his car and made him quit his job.
HE'S 26!!!
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
A good ear swabbing is more orgasmic than sex with him
still drunk. talking shit to the doc drawing my blood. this has no upside
judging from the lines on my body they wheeled me back in a shopping cart
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
you referred to yourself as the crossing guard because of your neon shirt and began directing bar traffic
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
I think I want to impress his gay best friend more than him..
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
She’s either doing coke or thinks my cock has the Covid vaccine. Either way I haven’t worn clothes in 3 days
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