Is making out on a toilet while he is sitting down and pissing weird? cause that's what happened last night
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
I don't know what happened to get you in this mentality. This time last year your were ass up on a hotel bathroom counter getting licked by a stranger.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
And I was aware of my actions - that is not a penis I will say no to until I have a ring on my finger
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
Ill try not let guys feel my boobs for free drinks next time, no promises tho. I am my boyfriends worst nightmare.
Woke up with a girls naked next to me I had her thong on somehow.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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